A Home Invader Can Reach My Bedroom in 20 Seconds

October 3, 2020

A home invader can reach my bedroom in 20 seconds.

US department of justice reports over 5,000 home invasions daily.

18 thoughts on “A Home Invader Can Reach My Bedroom in 20 Seconds”

Chris Scarano February 10, 2014 at 7:07 pm

It only takes me a second to reach my home invader deflater.
Rightwing Badboy February 10, 2014 at 7:10 pm

….and he would reach the GATES of HELL in 21…… (:
Mr Puma September 8, 2014 at 11:56 pm

Note to Self, Do Not Piss Off Woman With Shotgun
Anne. boleyn September 9, 2014 at 2:07 am

and he will be dead in 1 sec
Sarcastic Texan October 5, 2014 at 2:16 pm

That sucks when it takes 20 minutes for a cop with a gun to respond to your calls for help.
The Popcorn Tape January 11, 2015 at 12:52 am

Ten seconds? That long?
David Driscoll January 11, 2015 at 12:56 am

why does she need a scope with a shotgun? Double 00 buck shot will do the trick, even with her eyes closed
Gary Dean Leigh January 11, 2015 at 1:03 am

#tripmine
BonnieB. January 11, 2015 at 1:03 am

Question: But will they be alive when they leave?
herman potgieter July 24, 2015 at 10:11 am

http://t.co/AAdfSlR3VI
awdoodwtf2 August 2, 2015 at 1:01 am

I can reach my 9 in .03!
Dave Olsen August 2, 2015 at 1:11 am

If that’s a real concern for you, maybe you should move to a better neighborhood………
BC40 August 2, 2015 at 1:25 am

And meet his maker in 1/100th of a second.
Fred Garvin February 6, 2016 at 9:13 pm

solution: set trip wires and Claymores. (Front toward enemy)
Fred Ballstein February 25, 2016 at 10:30 am

That’s longer than you last in bed.
Jack Dane March 22, 2016 at 1:32 am

lol not mine. he’d be dead on my lawn.
Cinnamon 305 April 24, 2016 at 12:36 pm

oh goodie!
David Wagner July 2, 2016 at 9:53 am

will probably take to coroner longer to get him out tho. 😏

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