I keep a Glock Beside My bedMarch 4, 2023 Now I lay me down to sleep, beside my bed a Glock I keep; If I should awake and find you inside, the coroner’s van will be your next ride. 44 thoughts on “I keep a Glock Beside My bed” Mary Maynard September 28, 2013 at 3:31 am so does my husband.. so I guess it means I do also! Glock Rodolfo Panuco September 28, 2013 at 3:38 am thats where I keep mine at night too ! iridium rare December 23, 2013 at 3:26 am Personal protection courtesy @GLOCKInc. david bowers December 25, 2013 at 2:59 am I keep a bed beside my # glock Dr. Lewis Webber January 5, 2014 at 5:31 pm your rape whistle? K. Clark January 12, 2014 at 1:15 pm #truth “: I keep a Glock Beside My bed – http://t.co/gFV1XCeThN” Kendal Hemphill January 25, 2014 at 6:18 am Now I lay me down to sleep, a 1911 by my bed I keep. It holds 9 .45 ACPs, so I don’t have to make this rhyme. DocRon Radio Show January 25, 2014 at 6:30 am @michael83537389 I Keep an Alarm Glock beside my Bed ! (I couldn’t resist!) ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ April 3, 2014 at 8:29 am you misspelled clock Malia April 3, 2014 at 8:33 am are you saying you would glock us to sleep? funny! #glock Snazza122678 April 3, 2014 at 11:09 am Power Passion Pride Christopher McGown April 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm For @jswain217–> : I keep a Glock Beside My bed -> http://t.co/52frhs9DLF || #2A Citygirlsp2 April 12, 2014 at 7:35 pm Oh yeah! #gun #Glock #GLOCKaholic ~ RT frm http://t.co/Wj1NhaYqlP Citygirlsp2 April 12, 2014 at 7:35 pm Oh yeah! #gun #Glock #GLOCKaholic ~ RT frm http://t.co/Wj1NhaYqlP Osama Mac June 26, 2014 at 4:40 pm I feel kindda lame…. I keep a clock!!! Osama Mac June 26, 2014 at 4:40 pm I feel kindda lame…. I keep a clock!!! Duke July 28, 2014 at 9:30 am I keep a Blonde, Brunette & Redhead much more fun & exciting Nora Taylor September 17, 2014 at 12:55 am lol.. GONAGULL October 16, 2014 at 9:53 am Tänk att man ärligt talat börjat tänka mer och mer på att ev. behöva skydda sig och sin familj? Vart har VI kommit då? Dennis Green November 7, 2014 at 11:08 am – I keep a dish of iced water with a large lettuce leaf in it beside my bed. mike marcavage November 7, 2014 at 11:46 am amen and because its hard to see the sights in the dark that is the one with the viridian on it Jeff November 7, 2014 at 12:41 pm Hold on people! Didn’t you get the message from the admin. The gun needs to be two rooms over and the clip out. william gayler November 7, 2014 at 3:28 pm I concur!! Donna Ciszczon November 19, 2014 at 6:43 am locked & loaded!! I must protect my family! Gary A Russell November 19, 2014 at 6:54 am Ahh, Poetry in Notion! Sue Palmer December 5, 2014 at 9:06 am Always. RT : I keep a Glock Beside My bed ⇒ http://t.co/gCQK7C6X1B #Guns tim hansen December 5, 2014 at 9:12 am I keep a Schrade PH1 beside mine. Chris December 30, 2014 at 8:24 am I have a CCP and a weapon at all times. Not paranoid, just want to be safe. #Itsmyrighttohgaveagun Air Farce One January 9, 2015 at 11:20 am Love it. diane goodwin January 9, 2015 at 11:38 am #Anyone who has one does, or should J. D. January 9, 2015 at 12:07 pm Amen 03911 May 30, 2015 at 3:58 am how about “the Coroner’s van shall take thy hide?” HCshouldbeinorange May 30, 2015 at 3:58 am I took my car in for inspection today and I saw a young man with a glock on his belt and I thought gr88888t! J-L May 30, 2015 at 3:59 am That is #poetry… william gayler May 30, 2015 at 4:07 am Me Too http://t.co/7IRquYr3Gn jay oh jay oh June 13, 2015 at 8:22 pm I keep a muppet. If anyone breaks in they are going to watch a damn puppet show. That’ll learn em. He has a 9mm. FOLLOW I FOLLOW BACK July 13, 2015 at 10:52 pm #Guns Faceless Bureaucrat August 2, 2015 at 6:39 pm Used to keep mine under my Pillow but Wife complained the Gun Oil stained the Pillowcase. Now I keep it in my Sleep Pants. Fight Smarter! October 12, 2015 at 8:09 pm According to @Salon, a giant dildo would be equally effective http://t.co/7BbJPleiVp #BlackMamba susan opihoryhttp October 12, 2015 at 8:11 pm don’t make me point it at ur head VoiceAmericanPatriot October 12, 2015 at 8:32 pm @korrifoster OH, GOOD. I THOUGHT YOU SAID ‘CLOCK’. نRumplestiltskin January 18, 2016 at 10:09 pm IT’S TRUE IN MY HOUSEHOLD. WALK IN UNINVITED OR BREAK IN, & YOU’LL BE CARRIED OUT. THE END. https://t.co/W9Da1Yk8tL PeerReset May 28, 2016 at 9:10 am I keep 2 magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded PeerReset May 28, 2016 at 9:10 am I keep 2 magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded Comments are closed.
K. Clark January 12, 2014 at 1:15 pm #truth “: I keep a Glock Beside My bed – http://t.co/gFV1XCeThN”
Kendal Hemphill January 25, 2014 at 6:18 am Now I lay me down to sleep, a 1911 by my bed I keep. It holds 9 .45 ACPs, so I don’t have to make this rhyme.
DocRon Radio Show January 25, 2014 at 6:30 am @michael83537389 I Keep an Alarm Glock beside my Bed ! (I couldn’t resist!)
Christopher McGown April 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm For @jswain217–> : I keep a Glock Beside My bed -> http://t.co/52frhs9DLF || #2A
Citygirlsp2 April 12, 2014 at 7:35 pm Oh yeah! #gun #Glock #GLOCKaholic ~ RT frm http://t.co/Wj1NhaYqlP
Citygirlsp2 April 12, 2014 at 7:35 pm Oh yeah! #gun #Glock #GLOCKaholic ~ RT frm http://t.co/Wj1NhaYqlP
GONAGULL October 16, 2014 at 9:53 am Tänk att man ärligt talat börjat tänka mer och mer på att ev. behöva skydda sig och sin familj? Vart har VI kommit då?
Dennis Green November 7, 2014 at 11:08 am – I keep a dish of iced water with a large lettuce leaf in it beside my bed.
mike marcavage November 7, 2014 at 11:46 am amen and because its hard to see the sights in the dark that is the one with the viridian on it
Jeff November 7, 2014 at 12:41 pm Hold on people! Didn’t you get the message from the admin. The gun needs to be two rooms over and the clip out.
Sue Palmer December 5, 2014 at 9:06 am Always. RT : I keep a Glock Beside My bed ⇒ http://t.co/gCQK7C6X1B #Guns
Chris December 30, 2014 at 8:24 am I have a CCP and a weapon at all times. Not paranoid, just want to be safe. #Itsmyrighttohgaveagun
HCshouldbeinorange May 30, 2015 at 3:58 am I took my car in for inspection today and I saw a young man with a glock on his belt and I thought gr88888t!
jay oh jay oh June 13, 2015 at 8:22 pm I keep a muppet. If anyone breaks in they are going to watch a damn puppet show. That’ll learn em. He has a 9mm.
Faceless Bureaucrat August 2, 2015 at 6:39 pm Used to keep mine under my Pillow but Wife complained the Gun Oil stained the Pillowcase. Now I keep it in my Sleep Pants.
Fight Smarter! October 12, 2015 at 8:09 pm According to @Salon, a giant dildo would be equally effective http://t.co/7BbJPleiVp #BlackMamba
نRumplestiltskin January 18, 2016 at 10:09 pm IT’S TRUE IN MY HOUSEHOLD. WALK IN UNINVITED OR BREAK IN, & YOU’LL BE CARRIED OUT. THE END. https://t.co/W9Da1Yk8tL
PeerReset May 28, 2016 at 9:10 am I keep 2 magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded
PeerReset May 28, 2016 at 9:10 am I keep 2 magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded
so does my husband.. so I guess it means I do also! Glock
thats where I keep mine at night too !
Personal protection courtesy @GLOCKInc.
I keep a bed beside my # glock
your rape whistle?
#truth “: I keep a Glock Beside My bed – http://t.co/gFV1XCeThN”
Now I lay me down to sleep, a 1911 by my bed I keep. It holds 9 .45 ACPs, so I don’t have to make this rhyme.
@michael83537389 I Keep an Alarm Glock beside my Bed ! (I couldn’t resist!)
you misspelled clock
are you saying you would glock us to sleep? funny! #glock
Power Passion Pride
For @jswain217–> : I keep a Glock Beside My bed -> http://t.co/52frhs9DLF || #2A
Oh yeah! #gun #Glock #GLOCKaholic ~ RT frm http://t.co/Wj1NhaYqlP
Oh yeah! #gun #Glock #GLOCKaholic ~ RT frm http://t.co/Wj1NhaYqlP
I feel kindda lame…. I keep a clock!!!
I feel kindda lame…. I keep a clock!!!
I keep a Blonde, Brunette & Redhead much more fun & exciting
lol..
Tänk att man ärligt talat börjat tänka mer och mer på att ev. behöva skydda sig och sin familj? Vart har VI kommit då?
– I keep a dish of iced water with a large lettuce leaf in it beside my bed.
amen and because its hard to see the sights in the dark that is the one with the viridian on it
Hold on people! Didn’t you get the message from the admin. The gun needs to be two rooms over and the clip out.
I concur!!
locked & loaded!! I must protect my family!
Ahh, Poetry in Notion!
Always. RT : I keep a Glock Beside My bed ⇒ http://t.co/gCQK7C6X1B #Guns
I keep a Schrade PH1 beside mine.
I have a CCP and a weapon at all times. Not paranoid, just want to be safe. #Itsmyrighttohgaveagun
Love it.
#Anyone who has one does, or should
Amen
how about “the Coroner’s van shall take thy hide?”
I took my car in for inspection today and I saw a young man with a glock on his belt and I thought gr88888t!
That is #poetry…
Me Too http://t.co/7IRquYr3Gn
I keep a muppet. If anyone breaks in they are going to watch a damn puppet show. That’ll learn em. He has a 9mm.
#Guns
Used to keep mine under my Pillow but Wife complained the Gun Oil stained the Pillowcase.
Now I keep it in my Sleep Pants.
According to @Salon, a giant dildo would be equally effective http://t.co/7BbJPleiVp #BlackMamba
don’t make me point it at ur head
@korrifoster OH, GOOD. I THOUGHT YOU SAID ‘CLOCK’.
IT’S TRUE IN MY HOUSEHOLD. WALK IN UNINVITED OR BREAK IN, & YOU’LL BE CARRIED OUT. THE END. https://t.co/W9Da1Yk8tL
I keep 2 magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded
I keep 2 magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded
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